He's engaged? You mean he's ...enGAYged!

He's very flamboyant. Not in the obvious way, but in the "speaks volumes" way.

+1 gay point

No, wait, his dad is gay. So that's just his default demeanor.

-0.5 gay points

But my gaydar is infallible. The J.A.C.C. trip to L.A. speaks for itself! And he lived with Marcus in the house of hedonism!

+5.75 gay points ... and an extra two for his gay little Rav4

Wait...I remember bringing over cleaning supplies and disinfecting his bathroom on two separate occasions because the thought of it only getting dirtier bugged me throughout the day. No effen way.

-20 gay points

Of course, he looks happy with his fiancée.

-innumerable

Congrats on your straight heterosexual-type marriage to your lovely woman-wife. May you have much straight happiness in your non-gay lives :-)